I would say most
people have goals in life,
but mine usually tilt away
from mainstream ideals.
Like this morning,
I realized that my goal for next
summer is to mow my lawn
infrequently enough
that I use only
one gallon
of gas
for
the whole
six month
growing season.
This goal is a wonderful
admixture of
geo-politics
(I am seeking to
become less dependant
upon Middle Eastern
petroleum),
environmental
concern
(All that carbon mono
dioxide crap goes up)
and
good old fashioned
American
lassitude.
Hey…
at least I
have a marginal
propensity
toward honesty.